Hey guys! Sorry for the random disappearance, I was travelling without all of my fancy technology. Sometimes even the sloth needs a vacation! Anyway, Sloth is back in action and taking on new cases! I’ve always liked the “undercover agent trying not to be found out” trope in movies and such, so I figured I’d try a completely absurd take on it (see “We Own The Night” for a fantastic take on this situation). Anyways, I’m back in the swing of things, so I’ll be seeing you guys around! Later!
What’s up! Hope everyone had an interesting Fourth of July weekend! Sorry if this alienates any international readers out there, but regardless of the way our government is screwing up big time seemingly at every turn, I still dig this country. Sometimes big blocks, burgers and beer can be enough, even for Sloth. Yes, I know the Constitution does not have a specific provision guaranteeing the right to bacon cheeseburgers, but I think it should. Side note – I have to admit: The 1970 Buick GSX featured here is my dream car. I don’t know what it is. Sure, I’d love a Ferrari 458 or an Aston Martin DB9, but for for some reason I think it would be a tough choice between those guys and a 40+ year old Buick. If anybody knows anyone out there willing to gift me any one of those three cars, let me know 😛 Anyway, I’ll catch you guys next week!
Hello good people of the internet! After a long break, Detective Sloth is back in action! Here is his not-so-triumphant return! I find it pretty funny that most of the volume of sloths come from their fur, when they get wet they look like weird mop skeleton aliens… because they have no muscle mass. I’m sure I’ll come up with a “ladies ‘volumizing’ shampoo” joke somewhere down the line (if that shampoo is actually a thing). As a side note, I’ll be the first to admit my art on this comic is wildly inconsistent, but I’m fairly proud of this one, and I think I’ll be experimenting a little bit (as hinted at by that first panel). Anyways, I’m getting back into the slothy swing of things after a big move, and I’ll hopefully be catching you guys weekly for the foreseeable future! So, for all returning sloth fans, welcome back, and for any newbies out there, welcome for the first time! Enjoy!
Hey Slothfans! This week we have Sloth being mistaken for another comic-strip crime-fighter! Unfortunately Sloth isn’t as speedy as Spidey, but he at least has comparable climbing skills. Those claws have to come in handy for something! I realized that the last sentence was a terrible pun after I wrote it. I’m leaving it. Anyway, there’s been a lot of activity on the Facebook fan front lately, and I have to give a shout out to all the new fans out there! Keep fighting the good fight people! I’ll catch you next week with some more fun slothing. Until then!
What’s up Slothpeople! Man, slothpeople would probably be pretty damn frightening. Anyways, I’m going to get into a set of pretty much self contained comics, and this is the first one. Unfortunately having 3 sharp claws on each hand isn’t the best for typing, so Sloth buys his keyboards in bulk! In other news, we finally passed the 300 Facebook followers milestone, here’s to many more! Catch you guys next week, as always!